Squirrels on the menu

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The latest game-meat fad in Britain is squirrel. Yes, cute, precious gray squirrel. Not to be confused with the slightly more cute, slightly more precious red squirrel.

Gray squirrels effect the population of red squirrels, and because red squirrels are cuter (just look at picture) the gray squirrels must go -- right into stews and the menus of posh London restaurants.

Apparently, it's just coincidence that this gray-squirrel-eating craze coincides with a recession. But desperate times call for desperate measures and since gray squirrels abound here in Kansas City, it's theoretically possible they could become popular food here. Though I hope not.

There's several problems with squirrels as food.

The NY Times sums up many of those problems. First is the fact that any pellet or gun shot to the body of the squirrel renders them useless to eat. Of course, trapping them instead of shooting them solves that problem, but what's the fun in that?

Secondly, according to hunters, squirrels are "tough, tough, tough to skin" especially if you wait until the squirrel is cold. YouTube contains several graphic videos showing ways to skin a squirrel but even with help, it can be near impossible pulling the skin cleanly off the legs and hindquarters.

So you've managed to shoot a squirrel directly in the head and skin it cleanly. You're still left with only a pound or so of bony, dark meat. The work-to-reward ratio of squirrel is very low, which is why many Britains are buying their squirrels from butchers, already killed and skinned.

My biggest qualm with eating squirrel is that they're part of the rodent family. Rodents are at risk for a bunch of diseases and their brains may be infected with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.

I had an older relative who ate squirrel in her childhood and talked openly about it. According to her, they were tough and bony. Once she moved to the city, she never touched them again. Too bad she didn't live long enough to see the full cycle of squirrel-eating coming to the big city. -- Owen Morris
 
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