Kansas City Food Blog

Somebody once told me that for copyright reasons or some crap like that you're not supposed to call it the Super Bowl but the "big game" or the "championship." I say damn the torpedoes. It's the Super Bowl and it deserves some super snacks! I'm not talking some chips and weak-ass salsa here but some manly, innovative snacking.

Jason Day and Aaron Chronister have the right idea with their bacon explosion, which has enough calories to kill Oprah's studio audience. While they're now famous, they are by no means the only pioneers into the unhealthy world of snacking.

Pictured above is the snack food stadium.
A stadium that takes normal snack foods like chips, Twinkies and five-bean-dip and makes them into a work of art. Not for the faint of heart, with 25,000 calories, nor for the faint of pocketbook at $85, the stadium will prove that the life of the party doesn't have to be the commercials.

I don't actually expect any readers to make the snack food stadium (if you do, e-mail us pics) but atomic buffalo turds are very doable and despite the name, actually look tasty.

 
The turd combines some of the best snacking parts into an incredibly delicious and properly unhealthy whole. There's jalapenos, lil' smokies, cream cheese and, of course, bacon. People who don't feature bacon prominently at their Super Bowl parties should not even give one.