
She made her announcement in her hometown of St. Joseph while standing in front of her mother’s home, with four generations of her family nearby. According to a statement on her Web site, the former Kansas City mayor said: “I never forgot I was a daughter of St. Joseph, and its values were never far from my mind.” Then, according to the site, she said she couldn’t wait to visit “communities in which our family, the Cronkites and Morfords, have roots, and they include, of course, my hometown of St. Joseph, plus Albany and Oregon, and Skidmore and Maitland and my favorite, Pumpkin Center, where my mother was born.”
Wait. What?
Having never heard of this Harry Potter-sounding Pumpkin Center, I called up Google maps to take a look. Sure enough, there is a Pumpkin Center, Missouri. But when you zoom in and click on the satellite image, it shows only a desolate highway. No buildings. No people. No Cronkites and no Morfords.
So I called the library in nearby Maryville. Diane Houston, who handles the historical research, explained what happened. “When they put the four-lane highway in, it pretty much disappeared,” Houston said. “There used to be a town. But not anymore.”
The town-decimating road in question is Highway 71, which provides Maryville residents a straight shot to St. Joseph. When it went in, less than a decade ago (Houston wasn’t sure exactly when), it obliterated the town. “Nobody lives there now,” she said.
So, as our former mayor goes country, here’s a bit of advice: You should probably stump only in towns that still exist. -- Eric Barton









Here's an e-mail response to this piece from Barnes' right-hand-man Steve Glorioso:
Steve's right that, if you zoom out the Google maps satellite image, there does appear to be two structures a few miles awayout from what used to be the middle of Pumpkin Center. But the town of Pumpkin Center, according to historians and the U.S. Census, no longer exists.
Posted at: May 15, 2007 10:32 AM