Top Ten Reasons to Bring the Supersonics to KC

10. Using an umlaut to spell Mickaël Gelabale.
9. Jesus Shuttlesworth is coming to town (Sonics guard Ray Allen starred in He Got Game).
8. Squatch!
7. Gives us a reason to play that song “Supersonic,” by overlooked 1980's girl-group J.J.Fad (the original song, not the one by Fergie).
6. Something to be excited about now that baseball season is already over. Oh, it isn’t? Damn.
4. Former Jayhawk Nick Collison can come back and hit on chicks at all his old Lawrence hangouts.
2. Sonics legend Shawn Kemp can visit his alleged illegitimate children in KC.
1. No fucking hockey!
-- Justin Kendall and Nadia Pflaum




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