By JEN CHEN
Last Friday, Jared Allen's new bar had its grand opening. Located on Southwest Boulevard (in the former California Taqueria space), the bar serves up Jared Juice -- fruit punch and Everclear -- and sports the motto, “Wine ’Em, Dine ’Em, 69 ’Em."

Jared really likes his jersey number.
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That's not Gatorade in that bottle.
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The ladies of Jared Allen's. Yee-haw!
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The easily-fumbled Jared Juice container, next to a bill for size comparison. Try to resist the urge to spike it after downing the drink.









Does it seem strange to anyone else that this bizarre barbecue joint's building is obviously meant to be a Mexican restaurant? This looks like when someone opens a tax service in a former Taco Bell.
Posted at: March 12, 2008 8:47 AM