By ERIC BARTON

Last week, Pitch contributor Chris Rasmussen wrote this item for the Bugs & Cranks blog that suggested ways to teach his child about the lifetime of misery she'll face if she becomes a Royals fan. Now Chris is getting parenting tips via a video response from broadcaster Trev Alberts:

Chris then posted this response to the response, in which he suggests that perhaps he should "should focus entirely on my daughter’s positive attributes rather than creating a soulless, beaten fan of a small market team."