'tastes like lincoln!"

i have another one......

"PSSSSST. Im begining to think i should not have said "God Bless You" to Tonys Kansas City"!

i can't stop!

"pssst, funk. maybe if we install some kind of douchebag symbol we could summon alonzo washington to solve KCs crime problems!!"

"for years i tried to squeeze in the other end. maybe this one will work better."

"psst funk, i dont know what the fuck trevor is talking about either."

If I put my hand over this ear, nobody can hear what I say.

So ya think Cuz is gonna file a formal recall petition? That's AOK, more time with me!

"can you think of a better way to exchange protein strands?!"

"Did you lay out my nightthings?"

"Can I put my feet in your mouth?"

"Do you want to cook dinner, or shall you do it?"

"Did you remember to call the mothership about those malfunctioning slave-droids?"

"I would like to sit on this couch forever, until my skin becomes enmeshed with the fabric."

"Do you love me as much as you will after I tell you that you, along with these reporter-droids, are merely a construct of my mind, which itself is actually a cloud of energy-vapor, floating in a dimension of nothingness?"

"I pooted."

Look romantic or I'll go "Mike Tyson" on your ear.

I'm forgoing your request for quotes for the picture (you're taking aim at an easy target) to point out to Mayor Funkhouser that his Michelle Obama analogy is a poor one, due to the fact that if Mrs. Obama were to be sued as Funk's wife is, it's quite possible congress would have to create a new policy pertaining to volunteers as this city has done. The Funkhousers have the unique inability to ignore the fact that this policy created by City Council was not DIRECTLY aimed (indirectly, certainly) at keeping Gloria out of office, but instead was created to protect the city from future lawsuits of this kind. The Funkhousers mistakenly continue to see it as a personal attack.

I regret having ever voted and supported the guy. I didn't realize I was voting for a couple to occupy the Mayor's office.

so did i win?

and good call anonymous, but sometimes an easy target feels good to smack

Late is bettah than nevah!

“Your blue jeans are giving me blue balls.”

“Does my lacy slip make me look fat or is it your scrawny arse?”

“Betcha can’t guess how many miles of cable it took to knit this sweater?”

“I’m gonna Squit the Funk outta you.”