Stealing Time: A JoCo SOB Christmas tune

By Justin Kendall in Stealing Time

Wed., Dec. 24 2008 @ 11:00AM

JoCo SOB gets in the holiday spirit with his KCMO version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." It's a little Squitiro-heavy. "Eight mammies a milking"? Oh, boy.

Nick Sloan says AEG's failure to put an NBA or NHL team in the Sprint Center is the story of the year. I feel like Nostradamus.

Ancillary Adams posts possibly my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strip.

Well Hell Michelle goes into "porn-star retirement" from her blog.

This dress made entirely of Crown Royal bags is the best Clothes Whores ever.

Finally, Chris Packham and I decided to record a Christmas song last night after a couple of cosmos and boy talk. I can't believe how much we sound like 21 and 24 from The Venture Bros. Enjoy. -- Justin Kendall