Stealing Time: Elizabeth Alex knows you're not getting laid
By Justin Kendall in Stealing Time
Wed., Dec. 10 2008 @ 9:45AM
Elizabeth Alex knows you're not getting laid. Her words, not mine. Lucky for us you, NBC Action News reporter Amy Hawley shares some unsexy sex tips for getting your ungrateful wife lady in the mood. Blah, blah, blah help with chores. Blah, blah, blah date night. Blah, blah, blah foreplay. Blah, blah, blah watch Elizabeth Alex read the news. I gotta tip. Love is just an NSA ad away.
Rumors of Dennis Moore not running for his congressional seat were greatly exaggerated. Ready the next Republican sacrificial lamb.
Sam Brownback's ruby red Senate seat might turn baby blue if Kathleen Sebelius runs for in 2010. So says FiveThirtyEight numbers guru Nate Silver. Via Kansas Jackass.
Joe Miller gets chatty with KMBZ's Bill Grady. The former communications director (and former Pitch reporter) explains why he left the Funky bunch. Gloria Squitiro wasn't giving him the good vibrations. For the abridged version, see this.
KCTV-5 dumps sports coverage from its nightly newscasts to focus on "predatory" towing stories. Champ Kind weeps.
And someone's keeping the faith. -- Justin Kendall
Rumors of Dennis Moore not running for his congressional seat were greatly exaggerated. Ready the next Republican sacrificial lamb.
Sam Brownback's ruby red Senate seat might turn baby blue if Kathleen Sebelius runs for in 2010. So says FiveThirtyEight numbers guru Nate Silver. Via Kansas Jackass.
Joe Miller gets chatty with KMBZ's Bill Grady. The former communications director (and former Pitch reporter) explains why he left the Funky bunch. Gloria Squitiro wasn't giving him the good vibrations. For the abridged version, see this.
KCTV-5 dumps sports coverage from its nightly newscasts to focus on "predatory" towing stories. Champ Kind weeps.
And someone's keeping the faith. -- Justin Kendall
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