Stealing Time: Obama totally has the power of Grayskull

By Justin Kendall in Stealing Time

Tue., Jan. 20 2009 @ 9:59AM

So today, Prince Barack Obama becomes He-Man: Master of the Universe. I just know he's totally going to throw up his power sword in front of Castle Grayskull and scream "I have the power" or something and ride away on a giant tiger. At least, those were my expectations until I read Just Cara's reality check this morning. So thanks a lot, Cara. Here's her advice to the millions -- and millions -- with high expectations."Don't defer to one man's judgment. Don't assume that because he talks a good game, he'll play a good game. Don't bend your morals when the wind blows so hard it knocks over 2 buildings in Lower Manhattan. Speak up and stand up against him when he goes off course. It's not unAmerican to do so - it is our duty. We are in power. WE." I like my version better.
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