Stealing Time: Watching Fox 4 won't get you laid

By Justin Kendall in Stealing Time

Mon., Feb. 2 2009 @ 11:27AM

Pastor Timmy Gibson wants you to have sex this month.

People who watch Fox 4 don't get laid. OK, maybe I'm overstating it. Last night I saw this very, very sad poll on Fox 4's Web site. Yep, 30 percent of Fox 4 viewers answered this question -- "How many consecutive days have you been intimate with your partner?" -- with this answer, "I can't remember the last time I was intimate with my partner." It's all tacked on another story about a church, this time Mercy Church in Olathe, challenging members to have sex for a month. Mercy Church pastor Timmy Gibson, who's done other stunts to get people in the pews, says he'll talk about masturbation, sex toys and positions with his parishioners. I'll save you a Sunday trip to church. They're all good. Sex isn't bad. Get to it.

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