Boobs and rock: NSFW.

What better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than combining two awesome things: rock, and boobs? Witness the glory -- for a good cause -- at ​Boobs Rock: A Fest for Breasts. 

The fundraiser is on Sunday, August 1 at the Brick, and it'll go from 2PM to 7PM. All proceeds will go directly to breast cancer research. The bands -- referred to as Rockers for Knockers -- are the Night Owls, the B-Dinas, Heather Thornton and Friends and the Jen Lawless Project, and Dirty Dorothy as the MC. 

After all, as the ladies putting on this fine event say, "all good boobs need support." We couldn't agree more.

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Miles Bonny

​DJ Miles Bonny is kicking off a new weekly gig at Czar Bar called Two$Day on August 3. (We like the sound of that already.) Here's what the local DJ has to say about it: 

I don't see why folks have to wait until the weekend to enjoy themselves outside of their home. I'm teaming up with the Czar Bar to bring a weekly get down to the folks looking to enjoy the beginning of their week, not simply dread it.

Plus, the drinks are two bucks -- including Boulevard. Hell, we'll drink to that.

​We take pride in reminding you that there's always something better to do on Friday than getting hammered and watching Degrassi on DVD. (That's what we're here for, brah.) This Friday: head to South JoCo (wait for it) to break a kazoo world record. Yes.

Farmers Insurance is putting on a charity event in hopes that more than 5,000 people will be play "Hey Jude" on the kazoo, and that world record will fall for the "largest kazoo ensemble." (What a glorious concept.)

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​Kanye West has decided to unveil some new material from his forthcoming album, which we think is called Good Ass Job, at Facebook's headquarters -- namely, three songs without beats called "Lost In the World," "Chain Heavy" and "Mama's Boyfriend." Why? I have no idea. Only I wish this would happen at our lunch break, dammit. (Volunteers?) More >>

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