Every once in a while, a completed blog entry arrives in my e-mail inbox. Today's is from our theater critic.
From: Alan Scherstuhl
To: The Pitch
Date: 4/28/2008 1:40 PM
Subject: Here Is Exactly How Old I Am
When I heard that Prince covered "Creep" at Coachella, I got my ass to the YouTube.
Unfortunately, this is from the boring Prince who recorded "One of Us" and not from the sex-dwarf Prince who used to come a classic everytime he fucked a high-yellow unicorn.
My guess: He learned the song playing Rock Band.
Unicorn sex.
Gross.
But that is how Lucky Charms get made.
Posted at: April 28, 2008 5:58 PM