Captain Planet's Top 10 Worst Environmental Songs
10. "Conviction of the Heart," Kenny Loggins and 9. "This Island Earth," Kenny Loggins
: "I want my hair back."
8. "Hole in the Sky," Julian Lennon
: "More like, 'Hole in this Guy."
7. "Skies of L.A.," Celine Dion
: "Skies of 'Your Husband Is Gay.'"
6. "Clear Blue Skies," Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young and 5. "To the Last Whale: Critical Mass/Wind on the Water," just Crosby & Nash
:"Dabadadum da daaa da dum dadadaaaaaaaaa BARF"
4. "Earth Day Every Day (Celebrate)" John Denver
: "Bird! Eat him!"
3. "I Need to Wake Up," Melissa Etheridge
: "You need to shut up."
FOOTNOTE: For the record, Planet thinks that whole thing with Melissa Etheridge having David Crosby's kids with Lou Diamond Phillips' ex-wife is the most fucked up environmental catastrophe of all time.
2. "Big Yellow Taxi," Joni Mitchell
: "Why, Joni? WHY?"
1. "Out In the Country" by Three Dog Night, as performed by "phillipcraig1"
: "Planeteers! Rape this fucker."
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