Rockfest Backwash: Tweets, tats, tits and randomness from the show.

We reviewed the experience, now its time to see what has washed up on the Web since hard rock hooligans took over Liberty Memorial Park this past Saturday.

But first, check out this amazing and oddly MO-centric (apparent) prison tat.

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credit: Berry Anderson
You may have caged this bird for a time, Missouri, be he lived to rock -- shirtless -- again!

Viral video-wise, I haven't found anything to compare with last year's video of a hooligan taking on the cops, but here's a quickie stitched together by ListenUpShow that gives a feel for Saturday's heat-and-crowd-fest.

There are, of course, no photos to compare with the ones taken by our indomitable rock photojournalist Scott Spychalski, but If you search Flickr with filtering off, you can find photos that show a seamier side. In the one below, I have cropped all of the central figure's distinguishing features (save boyfriend's back) -- but, by all accounts, scantily clad women sitting atop boys in ways that compromised their modesty was a common phenomenon at the festival.

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Plogmaster Justin Kendall contributed a photo of some post-concert misfortune.

Kendall also got a photo of this dejected jalopy, marooned on the I-35 and Broadway off ramp.

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Rockfest or ... Bust, definitely bust.

Local musician Bobby Topaz (aka Wayne Hutcherson) of the Abracadabras gives his take.

Twitter was on fire.

Today, people raved post-fest.

@Phippsi Is it Monday already? All i can say is ROCKFEST '09 freaking ROCKED! 98.9 steps it up each year and this was certainly no exception.

@bhalter Rockfest was awesome. Lost my sunglasses, got sunburnt, and am a little broke, but had a load of fun. =)

"Thanks for the mammaries," say these two dudes.

@SamboniMachine Still hungover from Rockfest. Saw some boobs. Boobs are good.

@ralphdagza I think I saw more than 235 raw #titties at #rockfest yesterday. I have 235 titty pics on my iPhone. Thank you ladies. http://bit.ly/3LPjd [link NSFW, obviously)

For some, it was a time of reflection.

@mfisher3535 The good news is I'm more normal than I thought... the bad news? I had to go to Rockfest to find that out. Good times though.

Others who did not go wondered about those who did.

@Raysa all of my coworkers who went to rockfest saturday.. are all sunburnt. bunch of red people walking around the building today.. wow.

@wallacewilson I know too many people that went to RockFest this weekend. I need to reevaluate my acquaintances. Korn? Buckcherry? Really?

Moving further into the past... Paramedic anticpates casualties, drunks.

@ERBrad Rockfest may be the worst day of the year to work in the ER. Anticipating loads of intoxication. Hope to [see?] some fun drunks.

And, even further back, found these from the fest itself.

@jbow83 Listening to Corey Taylor play the "Cheers" theme at Rockfest! Fucking awesome and ridiculous!

@thelovelygirl not to be a whiner or anything But i think that by the end of tonight...or whenever we leave rockfest i will have a mild case of lung cancer

@brando_1028 Ron Jeremy is at Rockfest....

[There were multiple sightings of the famous porn actor and Korn friend.]

@KortneySkye just flashed her breast at ROCKFEST!

@KCTV5 I-35 Traffic Advisory Issued For Rockfest: Police in Kansas City say traffic for Rockfest at Liberty Memorial ha.. http://tinyurl.com/l9wyrq

And last and least, a smart-ass music editor's tweets from home.

@waywardtweet Rejected Rockfest slogan 19: Picture a boot stomping a face... Forever.

@waywardtweet Rejected Rockfest Slogan 81: Every time a moshing boogan gets slugged in the head, an angel of Satan gets its blackened wings.

@waywardtweet Rejected Rockfest Slogan 46: Yes, you may park on that historic landmark.

@waywardtweet Rejected Rockfest Slogan 4: Because Wilson Phillips wouldn't return our calls.

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